Add some excitement and fear to your BBQ party with the Machete Spatula.

“In this grill or be grilled world it’s every chef for themselves, and with a tool this size there’s no limit to the amount of crustaceans you’ll be putting on the barbie.”

“Made from stainless steel with a sturdy oak handle, the spatula will help carve a path to the most successful backyard bash ever. And, if you’re looking to deliver swift vigilante justice to a beer, it even has a handy bottle opener.”

It even has a bottle opener!